Top Ten Bumper Stickers for the Starship Enterprise
- Our other starship separates into THREE pieces!
- One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it.
- HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!
- Guns don't kill people, Mark VII phaser rifles do.
- Zero to warp 9.7 in 3 seconds!
- CAUTION! We have a trigger-happy Klingon at tactical!
- If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?
- Have you hugged a Ferengi Today?
- Wesley on board!
- We break for cubes.
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