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Star Trek: The Next Generation


  • "But this is the court of the year 2079, by which time all 'United Earth' nonsense had been abolished" -- Q, presiding in a postholocaust court (Encounter at Farpoint)

  • "Well it's a new ship - but she's got the right name. Now you remember that, you hear?" -- Leonard 'Bones' McCoy
    • "I will, Sir" -- Data
    • "You treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home" -- McCoy (Encounter at Farpoint, Part I)

  • "It never happened" -- Yar to Data (The Naked Now)

  • "Seize the time, Meribor. Live now; make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again" -- Picard (The Inner Light)

  • "Shields up! Rrrrred alert!" -- Riker (practically every episode!!!)

  • "Lal, I am unable to correct the system failure" -- Data
    • "I know" -- Lal
    • "We must say goodbye now" -- Data
    • "I feel--" -- Lal
    • "What do you feel, Lal?" -- Data
    • "I love you, Father" -- Lal
    • "I wish I could feel it with you" -- Data
    • "I will feel it for both of us... Thank you for my life..." -- Lal (The Offspring)

  • "Eaten any good books lately?" -- Q (to Worf) (Deja-Q)

  • "You're so stolid. You weren't like that before the beard." -- Q (Deja-Q)

  • "Our neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns." -- Riker, quoting Data's definition of friendship (Time's Arrow, Part 1)

  • "What is it?" -- Picard about Nagillum
    • "There's nothing out there; absolutely nothing" -- Data
    • "Well it's a damn ugly nothing!" -- Geordi [aside to Worf] (Where silence has lease)

  • "Masculine and feminine. I understand" -- Nagillum
    • "Yes. That is how we propogate our species" -- Picard
    • "Please demonstrate" -- Nagillum
    • "Not likely!" -- Dr. Pulaski (Where silence has lease)

  • "Worf, it was what it was glorious and wonderful and all that, but it doesn't mean anything" -- K'Ehleyr
    • "That is a human attitude" -- Worf
    • "I am human!" -- K'Ehleyr
    • "You are also Klingon" -- Worf (The Emissary)

  • [K'Ehleyr breaks a glass table as Deanna Troi walks in the door]
    • "You're upset" -- Troi
    • "Your finely honed Betazoid senses tell you that" -- K'Ehleyr
    • "That and the table" -- Troi (The Emissary)

  • "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." -- Captain Picard, quoting Judge Aaron Satie (The Drumhead)

  • "Fate protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise" -- Cmdr. Riker (Contagion)

  • "Let's make sure that history never forgets the name... Enterprise" -- Captain Picard (Yesterday's Enterprise)

  • "If you prick me, do I not... leak?" -- Data (The Naked Now)

  • "If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe!" -- Dr. Crusher (Remember Me)

  • "The universe is a spheroid region, 705 metres in diameter" -- The Computer (Remember Me)

  • "Nice Legs... for a human" -- Worf (Qpid)

  • "Jean-Luc! It's so good to see you again. How about a big hug?" -- Q (Qpid)

  • "I am NOT a merry man!!!" -- Worf (Qpid)

  • (Geordi is trying to play a lute -- Worf grabs it, smashes it against a tree, and gives it back) *CRACK* "Sorry..." -- Worf (Qpid)

  • "Well, it seems Mrs. Troi is our acting ambassador of goodwill for today" -- Picard
    • "You just think of me as your entertainmet director" -- Lwaxana Troi (Half a Life)

  • "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughtta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q (Q Who?)

  • "Spot. This is down. Down is good" -- Data (Force of Nature)

  • "Please Mrs. Troi! ... and it's Worf not Woof" -- Worf (Half a Life)

  • "All good things must come to an end..." -- Q (All Good Things...)

  • A song sung by O'Brien in "The Wounded"
    • A minstrel boy to the war has gone
    • in the ranks of death ye will find him
    • his fathers sword he hath girded on
    • with his wild harp slung behind him
    • land of song said the warrior bard
    • though all the world betrays thee
    • one sword at least thy rights shall guard
    • one faithful harp shall praise thee.

  • "Besides, you look good in a dress" -- Riker to Worf (Liasons)

  • "But I have no sexual desire" -- Data
    • "Ah! Impotence on top of everything!" -- Sigmund Freud (Phantasms)

  • "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!" -- Sigmund Freud (Phantasms)

  • "You must talk to him; tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat, and..." -- Data
    • "I will feed him" -- Worf (Phantasms)

  • "Some of the colonists objected to having an anatomically correct android running around without any clothes on" -- Juliana Soong (Inheritance)

  • "Captain, we're receiving two hundred and eighty-five thousand hails" -- Lt. Wesley Crusher (Parallels)

  • "They were just sucked into space" -- Riker
    • "Blown, sir" -- Data
    • "Sorry, Data" -- Riker
    • "Common mistake, sir" -- Data (The Naked Now)

  • "He got turned into a spider and now he has a disease named after him" -- Dr. Crusher
    • "I'd better clear my calender for the next few weeks" -- Troi (Genesis)

  • "I will just have to trust that you will not let Adm. Pressman put the Enterprise in unnecessary risk and if I find that that trust has been misplaced, I will have to re-evaluate the command structure of this ship. Dismissed" -- Picard (The Pegasus)

  • "Father said she went to a beautiful place, where everything is peaceful, and everyone loves each other, and no one ever gets sick. Do you think there's really a place like that?" -- Gia
    • "Yes... I do" -- Data (Thine Own Self)

  • "Rock, fire, sky, and water are the four basic elements of the universe" -- Talur (Thine Own Self)

  • "Synthetic Scotch, synthetic Commanders..." -- Captain Scott, Scotty (Relics)

  • "... and get that fish out of my ready room" -- Captain Jellico (Chain of Command, Part I)

  • "Policemen -- I'd recognize them in any century" -- Professor Moriarty (Ship in a Bottle)

  • "You're dead, this is the afterlife -- and I'm God" -- Q (Tapestry)

  • "Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur, wholeheartedly!" -- Riker (Where Silence has Lease)

  • "Well, he did make a pass at me... and it was a good one!" -- Troi, about Barkley (The Nth Degree)

  • "The Federation's gone; the Borg is everywhere!" -- Alternate Captain Riker (Parallels)

  • "Captain's Personal Log, supplemental. I have just witnessed the total destruction of the U.S.S. Enterprise with the loss of all hands. Save one. Me." -- Picard's log from the future (Time Squared)

  • "If I may inquire sir, how long have you been captain of the Enterprise?" -- Worf
    • "Four years. Ever since Captain Picard was killed in the incident with the Borg" -- Captain Riker (Parallels)

  • "I will continue, aboard this ship, to speak for the Borg. While they continue, without further diversion, to Sector 001, where they will force your unconditional surrender" -- Picard as Locutus (The Best of Both Worlds II)

  • "I'm not suppsed to be here, sir. I'm.....supposed to be dead!" -- Tasha Yar (Yesterday's Enterprise)

  • "Federation ship Enterprise, surrender and prepare to be boarded" -- Klingon Captain
    • "That will be the day!" -- Picard (Yesterday's Enterprise)

  • "Starfleet reports it has engaged the Borg at Wolf 359, sir" -- Data (The Best of Both Worlds II)

  • "Travel time to the nearest starbase?" -- Riker
    • "At maximum warp, in 2 years, 7 months, 3 days, 18 hours, we would reach Starbase 185" -- Data, after Q threw the Enterprise over 7000 light-years from Federation space (Q Who?)

  • "Mr. Crusher, ready a collision course with the Borg ship" -- Captain Riker (The Best of Both Worlds II)

  • "And how do I know that someone I might save down there might not be the next Adolf Hitler? Or Khan Singh? I'm willing to take that chance" -- Picard (A Matter of Time)

  • "Who knows if we're even dead or alive?" -- LaForge (Yesterday's Enterprise)

  • "We have engaged...the Borg" -- Picard (The Best of Both Worlds I)

  • "Sir, the coordinates they have set, they are on a direct course to Sector 001. The Terran System" -- Worf
    • "Earth" -- Riker, describing the Borg ship's destination (The Best of Both Worlds II)

  • "Captain, do you know what year this is?" -- Captain Picard
    • "Of course I do. It's 2278." -- Captain Morgan, U.S.S. Bozeman (Cause and Effect)

  • "Legends...are the spice of the universe, Mr. Data, because they have a way of sometimes coming true" -- Captain Picard (Haven)

  • "What do you want me to do?" -- Q
    • "Die" -- Worf (Deja Q)

  • "Everytime you look at the engine, you're looking at me. Everytime you touch it, it's me" -- The holodeck-simulated Leah Brahms to Geordi (Booby Trap)

  • "Baby needs a new pair of shoes" -- Data, at the craps table (The Royale)

  • "One thing is clear - you'll never look at your hairline again in the same way" -- Picard to his "son" Jason Vigo (Bloodines)

  • [after they kiss] "What were you just thinking?" -- Jenna
    • "In that particular moment, I was reconfiguring the warp field parameters, analyzing the collected works of Charles Dickens, calculating the maximum pressure I could safely apply to your lips, considering a new food supplement for Spot..." -- Data
    • "I'm glad I was in there somewhere" -- Jenna

  • "It's time to put an end to your trek through the stars" -- Q (All Good Things...)

  • "Five card stud, nothing wild. And the sky's the limit" -- Picard, uttering the last line of the TV series (All Good Things...)

  • "We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. We are the Borg." -- The Borg (The Best of Both Worlds, Part I(?))

  • "Good tea. Nice house." -- Worf, trying to be diplomatic (The Survivors)

  • "We do exactly what we would do if this Q never existed. If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for who we really are" -- Captain Picard (Encounter At Farpoint)

  • "Q might have done the right thing for the wrong reason, perhaps we need a good kick in our complacency to get us ready for what's ahead" -- Captain Picard, to Guinan (Q Who?)

  • "Did the table do something wrong?" -- Troi to Worf when she walks into his quarters and finds him standing over a broken glass table (Birthright Part I)

  • "Sir, you have no sense of fair play?" -- Barkley's holodeck generated Picard to Riker after Riker discontinues the program (Hollow Pursuits)

  • "I am the goddess of empathy...." -- Holographic Deanna Troi
    • [anger] "Computer, discontinue program!" -- Deanna Troi
    • "Computer, belay that order." -- Riker

  • "Your head is not an artifact!" -- Riker, to Data (Time's Arrow, Part 1)

  • "Ah. I understand the source of your misperception, but this is not sleepwear, and I do not have a 'missus.'" -- Data to Jack London (Time's Arrow, Part ?)

  • "Thank you for the advice, but I am trying to find two individuals with a snake." -- Data to a beggar (Time's Arrow, Part ?)

  • "How did he put it... something like... [impression of Data] As I experience certain sensory input patterns my mental pathways become accustomed to them. The inputs eventually are anticipated and even 'missed' when absent." -- Troi, to Riker, re: Data's definition of friendship (Time's Arrow, Part 1)

  • "There are four lights!" -- Picard (Chain of Command, Part 2)

  • "What I want now is gentleness, and joy, and love... from you, Data; you are fully functional, aren't you?" -- Lt. Tasha Yar
    • "Of course, but..." -- Lt. Cmdr. Data
    • "How fully?" -- Yar
    • "In every way of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring." -- Data
    • "Oh, you jewel! That's exactly what I hoped." -- Yar (The Naked Now)

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